Friday, July 3, 2009

Distracted by...The 4th of July Fairy

I must have been a very good girl this week because the 4th of July Fairy just gave me the best gift! Hold on to your Uncle Sam hat - Sarah Palin in resigning as Governor of Alaska!

Bwaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!

What a fucking moron! She says she's resigning because she wants to "affect change outside of government" and doesn't want to be a "lame duck" since she will not be seeking another term. Uh, listen sweetie, lame duckness might not be fun but the people elected you (in a drunken stupor, I can only assume) and you have an obligation to them to complete your term! Do your fucking job!

Obviously this is not a cut-and-dry story. Something huge is going to come out.

Ed Rollins was just on CNN calling the decision "stupid" and "foolish," and this is the guy who supported her all along as a VP candidate!

Man, this will really be something to toast to on Independence Day. Declare your independence from stupid bimbos from Alaska! Woo hoo! Here, Sarah, hold on to this lit firecracker - I'll be right back...

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